Let's Get Srs Nao.

So I’m going to tell you a story.
A story about how Derek and I almost got killed
by a legitimate Crip last night.
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Derek and I were playing some Free-for-All.
We were both being really loud and obnoxious and
pretty much begging for people to get into
an interwebz fight with us. And this random
guy starts screaming like, “SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
So Derek then proceeds to start making racial slurs
just for the lulz and this dude takes it
seriously. So after we get into the lobby I saw
this guy’s clan tag, and it said “crip,” so I was like,
“DEREK, THIS DUDE IS A CRAB.” and He was like,
“OH MY GOD. GET THE FUCK OUT.”
It was priceless.
So we decide to ask him for a glock fight.
And he told me that I need to have fun “slapping myself?”
And he told Derek that he handles his shit on the streets.

Wut da fux.
It was hilarious.
Then I picked a friend from every lobby.
This one guy named TimedCorn. And another dude
named BeastyJack.
They were hella boss.

Round two tonight :D

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And on a side note:

I don’t think words can describe
how excited I am to see Alice in Wonderland.

And it’s not because it’s the new cool thing to like D: <